Ignoring Refraction Of Light, Bear Just Going To Take Reckless Swipe At Fish
Watching a fish swim in a stream, a local bear can't remember if the fish is closer than it appears...
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Lucky Fan Somehow Manages To Nab Every Foul Ball During Oakland A’s Home Game
In an unprecedented stroke of luck, a lifelong Oakland Athletics fan, Aaron Williams somehow managed to acquire every single ball...
Health Canada Proposes Amendment That Would See Buffet Safety Enforced On The Moon
It's been one heck of a week for Canadian astronauts when it comes to their behavior in space. First, the...
Chris Sky Disheartened To Learn Nation’s Minivans In No Shape To Convoy To Ottawa
Looking to stay relevant with another convoy to Ottawa, Canada's own human Sing-A-Ma-Jig, Chris Sky was saddened to find out...
Claritin Releases New Super Drowsy Caplets For People Forced To Listen To People With Allergies
Just in time for allergy season, Claritin has announced their drowsiest medicine yet and no it’s not for allergy sufferers....
Store Clerk Informs Armed Robber To Enjoy Handgun While He Can Because She’s Voting Liberal
Toronto ON -- Putting all the cigarettes into the fucking bag, store clerk Jeanette Davis of Davis Confectionary warned the...
Sportsbook Execs Boost Morale By Looking Up How Many People Bet On Leafs To Win Conference Championship
Toronto ON – Raucous laughter swept through the Fanduel Sportsbook offices on Wednesday like it does every day at that time...
In Yet Another Act Of Awesomeness, Pierre Poilievre Just Answered “Toasted” Before Sandwich Artist Could Even Ask
Toronto ON -- In a stunning act of foresight and yet another example of him being effortlessly cool, Pierre Poilievre...
Pee Wee Player A Little Bit Nervous After Parent’s Entire Identity Heads To Overtime
Parry Sound ON -- As he skates to the faceoff circle, nine-year-old hockey player Ryan Clark knows just how important...
“Jaywalk, You Bastard” Whispers Andrea Horwath From Behind Tree Hoping To Catch Doug Ford Doing Something Wrong
Toronto ON -- Desperate to put a rough week behind her, Andrea Horwath spent the day trying to find anything...
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