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Toronto Strip Mall Just All Pizza Pizza’s Now
Toronto -- A Toronto area strip mall is not even going to try anymore letting a fifth Pizza Pizza open...
Ontario Reporting 3188 Cases of People Getting Knocked Out For Saying May The 4th Be With You
Sudbury ON — The number of people getting a knuckle sandwich for saying ‘may the fourth be with you’ has...
Warehouse Supervisor Shows Proper Lifting Technique For Those With Covid Aches
Lifting a box with some unease, a local warehouse worker with some Coronavirus symptoms was very receptive to some of...
Cows Caught Sneaking Grains Informed That They Just Ruined Any Shot At Being Accepted Into A&W
BELLEVILLE ON -- Despite being told where and when to eat, two cows who can't be named under the Youth...
Raised Windshield Wipers Have No Fucking Idea How Good They Have It
Nepean ON -- Standing tall during a cold, steady snowfall, a set of wipers could only watch as their fellow...
Man Can’t Believe How Many Cigarettes It Takes To Mark the Whole Family For Ash Wednesday
Sault Ste Marie ON -- As churches try to preach a stay-at-home message, they are calling on people to mark...
Pretentious Toddler Will Only Read Books With Medals On Cover
Newmarket ON -- Flipping through the pages and intently looking at the pictures to figure out what the book is...
Ontario Pathologists Demand Longer Blankets
St. Catherines ON -- Placing the blanket over the body in front of him, Pathologist Dr. Williams noticed that two...
Balsam Fir Getting Sick of Being Gawked At And Measured Only To Be Told It Smells Too Unpleasant
BELLEVILLE ON -- Sitting forefront against a group of other similar trees, one potential Christmas tree is really starting to...
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