Avril Lavigne has announced that she will be producing a movie based on her hit song ‘Sk8er Boi’ from her debut CD Let Go. The song, which was released 20 years ago left many fans wondering what ever happened to the people in the song. Finally, we get to find out. We gained access to the script and were pleasantly surprised at how good it was. The movie centers around three people, the boy who was a punk, Olivia who did ballet, and Avril who ain’t havin’ none of Olivia’s crap. Here are the best lines from the script.
Olivia : Um Skater Boi why are you pulling down your pants?
Punk: First of all my name is Eric. ..and I’m pulling them down because you don’t believe I’m a boy and I wanted to make it obvious
Olivia: …But guys I really like him!
Stuck Up Friends: Ew his pants are puffy and his sleeves go past his hands.
Olivia: See ya later boy
Punk : Bye
Olivia : Ah now that the baby is fed I can sit back and watch some MTV
Carson Daly: Coming up we have the new punk sensation, Bowling For Soup
Olivia: OMG is that Sk8er boi, I mean Eric playing guitar!?!
Olivia (on phone) : Hey, did you guys see sk8er boi on TRL?
Stuck Up Friends: Whaaaat we can’t hear you over this awesome concert
Avril (appearing in Olivia’s Dream): Sorry girl. But you really blew it. Anyways tough luck that boys mine now and we’re more than just friends if you catch my drift.
Olivia: You mean you guys do it?
Avril : Totally
Olivia : Man I wish I could have looked past your baggy clothes five years ago. They were just so baggy, I couldn’t envision that one day you’d become a man and grow into them but it’s my loss you’re with her now.
Punk: Actually ballet was a big turnoff for me so it would never have happened.