Toronto ON — In a stunning act of foresight and yet another example of him being effortlessly cool, Pierre Poilievre just blurted “toasted” to his sandwich artist before they even got a chance to ask.
It left everyone in line stunned, even the liberals in line couldn’t help but be impressed despite the fact he said he was ordering thirteen subs just for the hell of it.
“It was amazing,” one patron told us. “He said he wanted Caciocavallo Podolico cheese but when they said they don’t have that, he said Swiss is fine. Then just as the worker started moving their lips to speak he blurted out toasted!”
He continued ordering the rest of the subs and every time, except once due to a sneeze, he said toasted before they could.
“It’s like he’s a psychic,” another person marvelled.
Poilievre’s oozing of confidence and infinite coolness have pushed him to the forefront of the CPC candidates, out-cooling the rest of the candidates combined.
If you see an act of coolness by Pierre Poilievre, send it in and we will continue updating you on the bottomless bowl of cool salad.
